PRANK ROTARIAN by MELSKI

GREAT SURGEON SOMEDAY:  "I believe that my son would be a great surgeon someday," boasted a father to a friend.  "Just imagine, I caught him using the scissors on a book and before I could stop him, he cut out the appendix."

GOODNIGHT & DON'T WAIT:  A doctor always went home late.  The wife would always sit up for him and would not eat or sleep unless he would be home.  This night, the doctor was having an important case, according to him.  When the telephone rang the doctor answered it.  "Darling you better not wait for me tonight.  I may sleep here in the hospital.  Yes, the case is urgent and mighty delicate operation.  Three doctors are already in attendance-" ( pointing to a table where three of his colleagues were stirring decks of mahjong pichas.-)

GENTLEMAN EVER:  Guard - ( To a prisoner about to be electrocuted ) Have you any last word? 
Prisoner - Yeah, I would like to offer my seat to a lady.

PROOFREADER:  The editor was interviewing an applicant for the position of proofreader.  Editor- "I suppose you are aware of the responsibility attached to this job?"  Applicant:  "Yes, sir.  I know that when you make a mistake I take the blame.  Right?"